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The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastadons

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The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastadons

Presented by Emerson Stage at Emerson Paramount Center Jackie Liebergott Black Box, Boston MA

Jan 24 - 27 2024

The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastadons

Childhood dreams have all come true, and the world is full of astronauts, ballerinas, and princesses. It’s a glorious new world for everyone but Jess, who wanted to be a mastodon when she grew up.

By Rachel Teagle

Directed by Joshua M. Feder

Childhood dreams have all come true, and the world is full of astronauts, ballerinas, and princesses. It's a glorious new world for everyone but Jess, who wanted to be a mastodon when she grew up. An offbeat comedy about ambition, vocation, and restlessness.

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GENERAL ADMISSION: $12.00

EMERSON COMMUNITY (with Emerson ID): $8.00

Phone: (617) 824-8400

Email: tickets@emersontheatres.org

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Emerson Paramount Center Jackie Liebergott Black Box

559 Washington Street, Boston, MA 02111

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