Mortified Doomed Valentine's Day

Join us online for Mortified’s biggest show of the year: an evening of horn-knee teen diaries, love poems, breakup letters, swoony obsessions with 90s rock gods, and special guests including Kathryn Gallagher (Jagged Little Pill), Patrick Lazour (We Live in Cairo), and Sara Porkalob (Dragon Cycle). Anything could happen, it’s the internet. We miss you so much and are bummed that we’re not able to make you pee y’pants in person, but this is the next best thing. Plus you don’t even need to wear pants if you don’t want to, Pee Pants. Snuggle up on a couch with a laptop and your quarantine pod and buckle up, baby.

Hailed as a “cultural phenomenon” by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, “The Today Show”, The A.V. Club, and Entertainment Weekly, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original authors—in front of total strangers.