Come see America’s oldest theater company perform a musical comedy burlesque show!
Places, everyone! World War II is over, New York is booming, and alcoholic playwright TENNESSEE WHISKEY is making his Broadway debut. After aging actress FAYE DINAWAY is deemed too old for her role, struggling deli waitress MEGAN ITBIG gets her chance to audition. But when America’s sweetheart and ditzy pageant queen AMBER WAVESOFGRAIN lands the lead, Megan teams up with Faye to reclaim the spotlight. Will hunky sailor SAL PACIFIC find his first mate, or will he stay at half mast? Will cranky Southern matron AUNTIE BELLUM learn to accept the “alternative lifestyle” of her nephew Tennessee? Will Shakespearean director TOBY ORNOTTOBE realize his vision, or will it turn into a comedy of errors? Can no-nonsense taxi driver HAILEY CAB learn that all’s fare in love and war? Will it ever be explained why RICKEY RAT can talk? Catch these dames putting the broad in Broadway in HPT 170: Intermission Impossible!
Weekday ticket: $30
Weekend ticket: $40
Discounts for groups of over 20 people (contact firstname.lastname@example.org)
Additional time info:
Woman of the Year Parade (MILA KUNIS): January 25th at 2:45pm
Woman of the Year Ceremony (MILA KUNIS): January 25th at 4pm
Man of the Year Ceremony (PAUL RUDD): February 2nd at 8pm